GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION
The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.
RANTS OFF DANCE OFF
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Rants Off / Dance Off is a comedy game show where comics compete in a battle of vulnerabilities both verbal and physical! Contestants offer their heated opinions on subjects—some prepared, some improvised—and then soothe their raw angry nerves by dancing to a song they may or may not know in advance. Judgement and points are doled out by a panel of three harsh but fair critics. Winners receive little but pride and regrets. Great fun is had by all!
This special holiday edition of Rants Off / Dance Off will feature joyful judgement by Kirsten Kuppenbender, Katie Nguyen, and Amanda "Pants" Taplin, and festive contestants Nariko Ott Brad Fortier Jordan Casner Richie Stratton. Rants Off / Dance Off has been seen all over Portland and has a part of Bridgetown Comedy Festival, All Jane Comedy Festival, Portland Queer Comedy Festival, Pacific Crest Comedy Festival, and Bumbershoot in Seattle. Hosted by Whitney Streed with musical direction by Manuel Hall. |
MINORITY RETORT
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Minority Retort - December edition!
Come share some holiday cheer with Minority Retort, Portland's premier stand-up comedy showcase featuring comedians of color, on their last show of the year! Featuring performances by: - Julia Corral! - Jaren George! - Stephanie Patricio! - Richie Aflleje! - Thomas Lundy! - and headlined by the 2019 winner of the Portland’s Funniest Person contest at Helium, ADAM PASI! Hosted by Jason Lamb (XRAYFM radio, Portland Podcast Festival). About Minority Retort Minority Retort has become one of Portland’s most popular and critically acclaimed comedy shows. Hosted and produced by Jason Lamb and Julia Ramos, the show’s goal is to provide comedians of color with a platform to speak their minds and share their unique perspectives, as well as reach the diverse comedy audience that exists within the so-called "whitest city in America". National touring comedians Baron Vaughn (Netflix’s Grace & Frankie), Nico Santos (NBC’s Superstore), Dulce Sloan, Ahmed Bharoocha, Marcella Arguello, David Gborie and Maggie Maye have performed on the show, as well as many comics frequently featured in Portland's Bridgetown Comedy Festival: Curtis Cook, Bri Pruett, El Sanchez, David Mascorro, Katie Nguyen and Nathan Brannon. Minority Retort is also a part of XRAY FM radio’s morning show Fridays at 8:40am. For more info, visit Minority Retort on Facebook or on Twitter at @iMinorityRetort.” |
Holiday BINGO!
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HOLIDAY BINGO!
Join us for Sunday BINGO! Mimosas, prizes, comedy, special guests and of course BINGO as we celebrate the season! Sunday BINGO can sell out at The Siren so get tix early! Great for adults and kids who can sit still and play BINGO for 2 hours. $5 for 3 cards/ $1 per card after that |
THE SIREN THEATER'S
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The Siren Theater's Best Christmas Ever!
A holiday variety show! Join us for what has become a holiday staple for Portland, Oregon- The Siren Theater's Best Christmas Ever! A holiday comedy variety show with music, special guests, prizes, sketch comedy and totally legit holiday cheer. In the style of old school televised holiday specials (think Donny & Marie, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby), this show has something for everyone. If you are looking for show that is crabby about the holidays- look elsewhere! Starring Shelley McLendon Wm. Steven Humphrey Jed Arkley Justin Himes Erin Jean O'Regan Kirsten Kuppenbender |
