THE SIREN NEEDS YOUR HELP
The Siren Theater cannot wait to reopen and give you the smart and sexy comedy experiences you have come to expect, but we need your help to do so!
Please click the button above to see how you can help keep us open, if you are able to!
We will see you soon, and when we are able to be together again, you can expect shows like:
Sketch comedy from THE SISTERS OF MERCY & LONE WOLVES
Stand up comedy showcases POWERHOUSE and MINORITY RETORT
The return of ROAD HOUSE: THE PLAY and A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET LIVE
THE PORTLAND SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL
and so much more!
Until then, stay safe and healthy and take care of yourselves and each other!
UPCOMING SHOWS AND EVENTS
Saturday Brunch
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The Siren Theater is hosting LIVE BINGO at NEPO 42! SEATS ARE LIMITED
Join us for Saturday Brunch AND BINGO at NEPO 42! We will be taking over their cozy patio for The Siren Theater's signature BINGO experience as we enjoy NEPO 42 brunch classics such as Chicken 'n Waffles or Biscuits 'n Gravy and day drinking! Social distancing is of course also on the menu and seats are limited, so reserve your spot now! Hosted as usual by Siren Theater BINGO callers Erin Jean O'Regan and Jed Arkley! Here's how it works: -Purchase your reservation and initial BINGO cards here. One reservation must be purchased for each member of your party. Each reservation comes with 9 BINGO cards to start with! Food and drink purchased separately. (More cards can be purchased when you arrive, if you would like more). -Arrive at NEPO 42 no later than 10:45 to grab a seat. You can only sit with your party, and parties cannot be over 10 people. We recommend arriving earlier to enjoy brunch and morning cocktails! -Your cards will be waiting for you, as well as sanitized dobbers if you need one. -There is only outdoor seating, and you must wear a mask when entering the building to use the restroom. -The game will begin promptly at 11:00am! Prizes include Siren T Shirts, a COVID care package, NEPO gift cards, a cash blackout prize and more! |
MOUTH TO MOUTH
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The Siren Theater is hosting MOUTH TO MOUTH- its first ever lip sync competition- and we want YOU to participate! We are looking for the funniest, most creative and most entertaining lip sync performances in TWO categories:
1. Music 2. Spoken Word Need some inspiration? Click on the submit button below to view some inspirational lip sync videos! Want to submit your own lip sync? Get info and submit by clicking here: 
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GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION
The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.