THE SIREN NEEDS YOUR HELP
The Siren Theater cannot wait to reopen and give you the smart and sexy comedy experiences you have come to expect, but we need your help to do so!
Please click the button above to see how you can help keep us open, if you are able to!
We will see you soon, and when we are able to be together again, you can expect shows like:
Sketch comedy from THE SISTERS OF MERCY & LONE WOLVES
Stand up comedy showcases POWERHOUSE and MINORITY RETORT
The return of ROAD HOUSE: THE PLAY and A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET LIVE
THE PORTLAND SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL
and so much more!
Until then, stay safe and healthy and take care of yourselves and each other!
UPCOMING SHOWS AND EVENTS
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From the makers of The Lost Boys- Live!, Poltergeist Live and A Nightmare on Elm Street Live:
The Blair Witch Parody The Siren Theater and Bad Reputation Productions are known for their staged adaptations of iconic scary movies, and even though a live show is not possible this year, they are bringing the scares and laughs to you! Watch as Bad Reputation Productions lends their signature treatment to literally one of the scariest movies ever filmed that made you think twice about going camping ever again. It's the 90's, and three student film makers head into the Maryland woods to explore the legend of a murdering wtich who has terrorized the area for decades. They never returned, and only their footage was found. Many questions remained. The Siren Theater will answer those questions. Starring a handful of Siren Theater faves: Shelley McLendon Michael Fetters Leon Anderson Erin Jean O'Regan Lori Ferraro and more... This film is scary, but not as scary as the original. Use your discretion for younger viewers (there is some adult language). |
ER PERKINS presents
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E.R. Perkins presents HAUNTED HiFi
Brought to you by The Siren Theater E.R. Perkins delivers an evening of supernatural sound directly to the darkened room of your choice with his very first macabre record, HAUNTED HiFi. Wind your way through the catacombs of your own imagination with chilling performances of classic works from Thomas Hood, Edgar Allan Poe, and more. Join your disembodied host in parlour party exercises in spirit contact. Pull up a chair and invite a ghost into your home. Buy your ticket, download your record and retire to your chambers. Set the mood this Halloween and let the spirits roam free... in stereo. ALL PROCEEDS will go directly to The Siren Theater, and to the care and feeding of our theater ghosts, here in Portland, Oregon. ER Perkins' Seance Party has spooked Halloween audiences at The Siren Theater since 2018. Perkins' (actor and musician Loren Hoskins) transforms The Siren Theater into a turn of the century parlour, paying unbridled homage to the heyday of spiritualism and parlour parties where spirits are invited and encouraged to participate. More info about ER Perkins at parlourghost.com To enjoy Haunted HiFi: Purchase a ticket by 5:30 pm on October 31 (you can choose your ticket price) A link to the MP3 will be sent to you by 6:00pm, and will be live for 24 hours You can download the link and enjoy Haunted HiFi forever! |
BRUNCH BINGO at NEPO 42
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The Siren Theater is hosting LIVE BINGO at NEPO 42!
SEATS ARE LIMITED Join us for Saturday Brunch AND BINGO at NEPO 42! We will be taking over their cozy patio for The Siren Theater's signature BINGO experience as we enjoy NEPO 42 brunch classics such as Chicken 'n Waffles or Biscuits 'n Gravy and day drinking! Social distancing is of course also on the menu and seats are limited, so reserve your spot now! Hosted as usual by Siren Theater BINGO callers Erin Jean O'Regan and Jed Arkley! Here's how it works: -Purchase your reservation and initial BINGO cards here. One reservation must be purchased for each member of your party. The more cards you purchase, the greater your chance at winning! Food and drink purchased separately. (More cards can be purchased when you arrive, if you would like more). -Arrive at NEPO 42 no later than 10:30 to grab a seat. You can only sit with your party, and parties cannot be over 10 people. We recommend arriving earlier to enjoy brunch and morning cocktails! -Your cards will be waiting for you, as well as sanitized dobbers if you need one. -There is only outdoor seating, and you must wear a mask when entering the building to use the restroom. -The game will begin promptly at 10:45 am! Prizes include growlers! NEPO gift cards! T shirts! and a cash blackout prize! Siren Theater BINGO at NEPO 42 (5403 Northeast 42nd Avenue, Portland, OR, 97218) Check in by 10:30, game starts at 10:45 Check out NEPO 42's brunch and cocktail menu at https://nepo42.com/menu-1 |
GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION
The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.