THE SIREN NEEDS YOUR HELP

The Siren Theater cannot wait to reopen and give you the smart and sexy comedy experiences you have come to expect, but we need your help to do so!
Please click the button above to see how you can help keep us open, if you are able to!
We will see you soon, and when we are able to be together again, you can expect shows like:
Sketch comedy from THE SISTERS OF MERCY & LONE WOLVES
Stand up comedy showcases POWERHOUSE and MINORITY RETORT
The return of ROAD HOUSE: THE PLAY and A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET LIVE
THE PORTLAND SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL
and so much more!
Until then, stay safe and healthy and take care of yourselves and each other!
UPCOMING SHOWS AND EVENTS
The Siren Theater family have been creating even in lock down. Check out what they've been up to by clicking here:
GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION
The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
The restrooms are "European style" and located on the second floor. (Why? We don't know! We didn't design the building.) There is an ADA accessible restroom in the back stage area. Please see a staff member to assist you.