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We are excited to announce our move to
​3913 N. Mississippi Avenue!


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SOLD OUT

FROM DENVER, CO
DYKETOPIA
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FRIDAY MARCH 31
6:30 DOORS/ 7:00 SHOW 


SATURDAY APRIL 1

6:30 DOORS/ 7:00 SHOW 

$20 ADV

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Dyketopia is a delightfully unhinged queer comedy variety show where you can expect the unexpected.
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Hosted and co-created by charismatic gems and Denver comedians Lee Robinson and Kate McLachlan, Dyketopia is an inventive show format that features custom, outrageous games played with audience members, alongside sets from the city’s best queer comedians and drag artists, for a show that Westword coined “unapologetically queer.”

​Learn more about them
HERE

Both shows have sold out!

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​STUDENT GRADUATION
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MONDAY APRIL 3

7:00 DOORS/ 7:30 SHOW 

FREE

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It's the final exam show for the students from Arlo Weierhauser's beginning stand up comedy class! 

Come support these up and coming comics as they graduate to the stage!  

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STAND UP COMEDY WITH

JESSICA MICHELLE SINGLETON
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SUNDAY APRIL 16
 7:00 pm doors/ 7:30 pm show
$20 adv/ $25 door

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Jessica Michelle! One night only!
Raw, absurd and fast-paced, Jessica Michelle Singleton (JMS) is a powerhouse of comedy in a teeny tiny package, known by fans for her high energy, overly honest, dark and dirty performances. She's co-hosts the hilarious comedy podcast "Slobs" with the hilarious Steph Tolev, has two #1 comedy albums, and was a writer for the Roast of Whitney Cummings. She's a Paid Regular at The Comedy Store (as seen on the Showtime series of the same name), and headlines tours all over the world from the US to Asia, and Europe down to South Africa.
She's been a guest on Bert Kreischer's "Bertcast" and "Gettin' Better with Ron Funches", shot a special produced by Iliza Shlesinger which will be released in 2023 and toured with/wrote for Melissa Villasenor of Saturday Night Live. She has also released multiple charting country songs as "Norma Lee Wilde" because she's an extremely versatile piece of trash. Learn more about Jessica at jmscomedy.com 
Joining Jessica is Justin Clark!
GET TICKETS HERE

STAND UP COMEDY WITH

AARON WOODALL
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FRIDAY APRIL 21
 7:30 pm doors/ 8:00 pm show
$20 adv/ $25 door

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Aaron Woodall is back in Portland for the first time since 2019! 
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From the popular podcast The Mormon and The Meth-Head, Aaron Woodall is as charming and delightful on stage as he is honest and vulnerable. Once a nice young man adored by mothers everywhere, Aaron sadly grew into a hedonistic heathen who finds joy in sick, depraved delights such as marijuana, and R-rated movies (both good, it turns out). But even after growing up to learn that God is dead, love isn't real, and beer doesn't even taste very good, he never gave in to cynicism. His ability to effervescently share all of life's sad disillusions with a sense of wide-eyed excitement once got him named one of Conan O’Brien’s Comics To Watch at the New York City Comedy Festival in 2018. His jokes have been seen on FOX, Hulu, Fusion, Epix, and the Boise, Idaho Army Navy Surplus Store's website (this is true, apparently). He also has two specials on streaming now on Dry Bar Comedy and his aptly-named 2020 album WOODALLALONE is available for purchase now on Bandcamp.
GET TICKETS HERE

STAND UP COMEDY WITH

LAURIE KILMARTIN
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JUNE 23 & 24
 7:30 pm doors/ 8:00 pm show
$30 adv

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Laurie Kilmartin is a comedian and an Emmy-nominated/WGA Award-winning writer for CONAN. She has also written for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, The Late Late Show, and Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. She has performed standup on CONAN, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central and Showtime. Her standup special, 45 Jokes
About My Dead Dad made Vulture's list of Top Ten Comedy Specials of 2016. Festival appearances include Just for Laughs, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the Moontower Comedy Festival.


Laurie has written two books, Dead People Suck and the New York Times bestseller Shitty Mom. She and fellow comic Jackie Kashian host a popular podcast about standup comedy called The Jackie and Laurie Show. Her new album, Corset, was released at #1 on the iTunes charts. Laurie was most recently seen on Apple TV’s Gutsy Women series, being interviewed by Hillary and Chelsea Clinton
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GET TICKETS HERE

and coming up...

Sketch comedy from  THE ACES

The return of ROAD HOUSE: THE PLAY

The Fifth Annual PORTLAND SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL

​and more!

GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION

The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member.

Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances, unless you have been asked to do so.  It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!

The Siren is a NO HECKLING ZONE.  Thanks!

Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.

Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.

Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.


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  • HOME
  • SHOW CALENDAR
  • CONTACT
  • CLASSES
  • PORTLAND SKETCHFEST
    • Sketchfest Submissions
  • ABOUT
    • BAD REPUTATION PRODUCTIONS & SHELLEY MCLENDON
    • SIREN STAFF
  • SIREN SKETCH COMEDY
    • THE ACES
    • THE SISTERS OF MERCY
    • LONE WOLVES
  • SIREN IMPROV