THE SIREN THEATER'S
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The Siren Theater's Best Christmas Ever is BACK and it's brand new!
Join us for what has become a holiday staple for Portland, Oregon- The Siren Theater's Best Christmas Ever! A holiday comedy variety show with music, special guests, prizes, sketch comedy and totally legit holiday cheer. In the style of old school televised holiday specials (think Donny & Marie, Sonny & Cher, and Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse), this show has something for everyone. If you are looking for show that is crabby about the holidays- look elsewhere! This show is the perfect way to welcome in the holidays no matter how you feel about them! Starring Shelley McLendon Wm. Steven Humphrey Jed Arkley Justin Himes Erin Jean O'Regan Nicholas Kessler Janet Scanlon Jonny Newsome The Siren is all ages, but this show is best for those who can sit still for 90 minutes! |
THE PORTLAND MERCURY PRESENTS
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Portland Mercury Presents: Our HOLIDAY EDITION of TWO EVILS with Arlo Weierhauser & Kate Murphy
A devilishly fun game show… with prizes! And comedy! Plus SPECIAL GUEST COMEDIAN / CONTESTANT ADAM PASI Mercury Geniuses of Comedy, Arlo Weierhauser and Kate Murphy, are your hosts for the most diabolical, hilarious, and EVIL live game show in town… TWO EVILS! Join Arlo & Kate as they ask a series of truly evil questions, and it’s up to the audience (who will vote on their phones) and our special guest contestant to decide which is the lesser of TWO VERY EVIL ANSWERS. Does the audience get prizes? You bet your butt! Is there comedy? Oh, absolutely! So don’t miss the most delightful and morally corrupt comedy game show of the century… TWO EVILS with Arlo & Kate! Bring a can of food, or a non-perishable food item to be donated to Urban Gleaners, and you'll be registered to win AN AMAZING PRIZE, OMIGOD, YA GOTTA DO IT! The Siren is all ages, but this show is recommended for +18 |
CANCELLED
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Cancelled by the producers
12/3/23 |
DANNY JOLLES
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Danny Jolles! One Night Only!
Danny Jolles is a multi-hyphenate comedian best known for playing the role of ‘George’ in the CW’s CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND from Rachel Bloom. Additional credits in the acting space include spots on RAMY (Hulu), BABYLON (currently in theaters) and THE JOEL MCHALE SHOW (Netflix).In 2021, Danny released his first stand-up special titled DANNY JOLLES: SIX PARTS which was recognized as one of the Best Comedy Specials of 2021 by the New York Times. In 2022, Danny released the first ever interactive stand-up special titled YOU CHOOSE, which received critical acclaim from the New York Times, Vulture and Forbes to name a few. Learn more about Danny at dannyjolles.com! |
MISSISSIPPI AVE JAZZ PUB CRAWL
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45th Parallel Universe presents Holiday Pub Crawl on Mississippi, an exuberant evening of music, food, drink, and holiday merriment.
On December 19th, 2023, 45th Parallel Universe is producing a four-venue musical pub crawl on the N. Mississippi stretch of Portland that will feature a variety of holiday musical events from 6-9pm, concluding with a 9pm mainstage finale at Mississippi Studios. From 6-9pm, musical performances will happen on the hour simultaneously at three separate venues all on the business block of the North Mississippi neighborhood, with a suggested donation of $10 per person. Patrons and fans are encouraged to visit all three venues at their leisure before coming to the 9pm mainstage show at Mississippi studios featuring local composer and songwriter Jim Brunberg and the North Pole Cello Sextet of the 45th Parallel Universe, performing Duke Ellington’s legendary Nutcracker Suite, arranged for cello sextet by John Nastos. Come to The Siren from 6-8 pm for Holiday music featuring saxophonist John Nastos! |
UPCOMING STUDENT SHOWS
Come see what our comedy students have been up to in our student showcases! All shows are free.
SKETCH COMEDY CLASS SHOW
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LEVEL 1 STAND UP COMEDY CLASS SHOW
SUNDAY DECEMBER 17 7:30 PM 
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GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION
The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member. Most shows are only appropriate for those 18+.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances, unless you have been asked to do so. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
The Siren is a NO HECKLING ZONE. Please don't talk to any performer unless they address you first. Thanks!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.
Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances, unless you have been asked to do so. It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!
The Siren is a NO HECKLING ZONE. Please don't talk to any performer unless they address you first. Thanks!
Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.
Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.
Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.