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NOW SHOWING AT THE SIREN


We are excited to announce our move to
​3913 N. Mississippi Avenue!


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D&D
​A SKETCH COMEDY SPOOKTACULAR! 
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OCTOBER 6 & 7
OCTOBER 14 JUST ADDED! 

7:30PM DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
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$18 ADV/ $24 DOORS


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D& D are BACK with a Halloween show!

Sketch comedy duo D&D (David Burnett and David Wester) present A Sketch Comedy Spook-tacular! A night of "horrific" tales that will shock the senses, freeze the blood, and pull laughter out of your tears! Heart-stopping unexpected phone calls! The perils of adult friendship! A fly in the house! And much, much more! Presented in “3D,”  you *will* believe there are actually people right in front of you! WE DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS SHOW!  “It’s chill-arious!” – Baron Von Gravenstein

Directed by Shelley McLendon

​D&D have been writing and performing sketch comedy since 2016  when they met while taking a sketch comedy class together. You've seen them in the Portland Sketch Comedy Festival, The Portland Mercury Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy Show, and at The Seattle Sketchfest, and now they are back at The Siren!
OCT 6 TICKETS HERE
OCT 7 TICKETS HERE
OCT 14 TICKETS HERE

THE PORTLAND MERCURY'S
TWO EVILS

WITH SPECIAL GUEST
KYLE KINANE!


WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 11

7:00PM DOORS/ 7:30 SHOW
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$15 ADV/ $20 DOORS


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Portland Mercury Presents: TWO EVILS with Arlo Weierhauser & Kate Murphy
A devilishly fun game show… with prizes! And comedy!

​Plus SUPER SPECIAL GUEST COMEDIAN / CONTESTANT KYLE KINANE!

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Mercury Geniuses of Comedy, Arlo Weierhauser and Kate Murphy, are your hosts for the most diabolical, hilarious, and EVIL live game show in town… TWO EVILS! Join Arlo & Kate as they ask a series of truly evil questions, and it’s up to the audience (who will vote on their phones) and our special guest contestant to decide which is the lesser of TWO VERY EVIL ANSWERS. Does the audience get prizes? You bet your butt! Is there comedy? Oh, absolutely! So don’t miss the most delightful and morally corrupt comedy game show of the century… TWO EVILS with Arlo & Kate!
GET TICKETS HERE

MIKE FALZONE

SUNDAY OCTOBER 15

7:30PM DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
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$25 ADV/ $30 DOORS


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Mike Falzone is Surrounded
Mike Falzone returns to The Siren Theater with Surrounded-  a crowdwork show is unlike any other experience in town. Come see your favorite comedians at their most vulnerable: no written material, completely Surrounded by YOU, in the the center of the Siren Theater in Portland.
Mike's shows have always sold out, so get tix asap! Seating is limited!
GET TICKETS HERE
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TERRIFYING
A HALLOWEEN
​SKETCH COMEDY SHOW BY 
THE SISTERS OF MERCY
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OCTOBER 20-NOVEMBER 4

7:00PM DOORS/ 7:30 SHOW
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$18 ADV/ $22 DOORS


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Sketch comedy troup Sisters of Mercy are back with a brand new show...
TERRIFYING
The Sisters of Mercy have been bringing sketch comedy to Portland since 2015 and they are back with a spooky Halloween sketch comedy show that promises you will scream out loud out of amusement AND TERROR. Equal parts hilarious and scary, this show is the perfect way to ring in the most terrifying time of the year- this truly will be unlike any other sketch comedy show you have ever seen.


The Sisters of Mercy is made up of four seasoned writers and performers who have taken a holy vow to serve the masses with smart and fresh sketch comedy. 

Shelley McLendon 
Laura Sams
Lori Ferraro
Erin Jean O'Regan
GET TICKETS HERE

THE SIREN THEATER IMPROV GIANTS
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THURSDAY OCTOBER 26

7:00PM DOORS/ 7:30 SHOW
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$5-$20 PAY WHAT YOU WANT


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The Siren Theater Improv Giants- making up smart and sexy comedy right on the spot
The Siren Theater is all about comedy and tonight we bring you a night of personal stories and improv comedy from  The Siren's own Improv Giants! A group made up of some of the smartest, fastest, funniest, and quite frankly the tallest improv comedians around! If you love comedy you have def seen them perform on a stage or screen somewhere cuz they are BUSY. Join them as they bring their signature brand of improv comedy made up on the spot right to your face!
Featuring the improv comedy of these Giants:
Shelley McLendon (The Aces, The Siren Theater)
Tyler Quinn (Curious Comedy)
Kristen Schier (Kickstand Comedy)
Nicholas Kessler (Portlandia, Portland Center Stage)
Jed Arkley (The Siren Theater)


Opening the night will be the intermediate improv students from The Siren Theater's improv class taught by Nicholas Kessler!
GET TICKETS HERE

SUNDAY MORNING
HALLOWEEN BINGO

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SUNDAY OCTOBER 29

10:30 AM DOORS/ 11:00 GAME STARTS
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$10 MINIMUM BUY IN


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Sunday Halloween BINGO returns to The Siren Theater!
Join us on Sunday October 29  for a morning of comedy, mimosas, prizes, treats, special guests and BINGO! Wear your Halloween best 'cuz there will be a costume contest!
Great for adults and kids who can sit still and play BINGO for 90 minutes!
Hosted by Siren Theater BINGO callers Erin Jean O'Regan and Jed Arkley!


$10 minimum buy in/ $1 for 3 cards after that
GET TICKETS HERE

GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION

The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member. Most shows are only appropriate for those 18+.

Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances, unless you have been asked to do so.  It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!

The Siren is a NO HECKLING ZONE. Please don't talk to any performer unless they address you first.  Thanks!

Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.

Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.

Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.


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  • HOME
  • SHOW CALENDAR
  • CONTACT
  • RENT THE SIREN
  • CLASSES
  • PORTLAND SKETCHFEST
    • SKETCHFEST FAQ'S
  • ABOUT
    • THE SIREN
    • ACCESSIBILITY
    • BAD REPUTATION PRODUCTIONS & SHELLEY MCLENDON
    • SIREN STAFF
  • SIREN SKETCH COMEDY
    • THE ACES
    • THE SISTERS OF MERCY
    • LONE WOLVES
  • SIREN IMPROV