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FRIDAY JUNE 20
SATURDAY JUNE 21
FRIDAY JUNE 27
​SATURDAY JUNE 28

THE SISTERS OF MERCY 
PRESENT

THANK GOD IT'S MAGIC!
A SKETCH COMEDY SHOW

7:00 DOORS/7:30 SHOW
$20 ADV/ $25 DOOR

JUNE 20 TICKETS HERE
JUNE 21 TICKETS HERE
JUNE 27 TICKETS HERE
JUNE 28 TICKETS HERE
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The Sisters of Mercy are back with a brand new sketch comedy show...
Thank God It's Magic!
 WHO DOESN'T LOVE MAGIC OF ALL FORMS?!  Everyone does.  Join The Sisters of Mercy for a night of enchanting sketch comedy inspired by the supernatural. Be amazed as these four seasoned performers sleight-of-hand you with their signature brand of divine sketch comedy!  You will be unable to resist their charms!
  

The Sisters of Mercy have been performing together since 2019, and you have seen them at the Portland Sketch Comedy Festival, in the Portland Mercury's Geniuses of Comedy Show at Revolution Hall. They've been described as a "holy juggernaut of Portland talent" (Portland Mercury) and their shows SELL OUT! Learn more about them HERE!
Only 4 shows June 20, 21, 27, 28!


SUNDAY 
JUNE 29


STUDENT STAND UP COMEDY SHOWCASE

6:30 DOORS/7:00 SHOW
$5

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Come see what the students in Levels 1, 2, and 3  Stand Up Comedy workshops taught by Arlo Weierhauser have been up to!  Show your support for students as they get up behind the mic- some for the first time- in the air conditioned Siren Theater!

FRIDAY
JULY 11

RAY LAU

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$25 ADV

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Ray Lau, an Asian-American stand up comedian from SoCal is headlining in Portland OR for the first time ever! Funny!!!!

Learn more about Ray HERE

THURSDAY
JULY 17

**VISITING PRODUCTION**

ROY G BIV'S 
QUEER COMEDY SHOW

​7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$15 ADV

INFO AND TICKETS HERE
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Visiting productions are non-Siren Theater productions and are original works created and produced by guest performers. These performances allow for complete creative freedom and the visiting producers have full control over all aspects of the event from ticketing to casting to show content . Any questions about these events should be sent to them directly.

FRIDAY
JULY 18

TOM HEARN- LIVE!
HOW FABULOUS IS THAT?!

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$25 ADV/ $30 DOORS

GET TICKETS HERE
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Tom brings his ICONIC impressions LIVE TO THE STAGE. Don’t miss Martha Stewart, Reba McEntire, Kody Brown, James Corden, and, of course, Ina & Jeffrey Garten—but How Fabulous is That?! has SO MUCH MORE! Packed with award-winning sketch comedy, cheeky innuendos, and show-stopping musical numbers! Over the last year Tom Hearn has dazzled audiences around the globe… Toronto, Chicago, Seattle,  New York’s legendary Joe’s Pub, Montreal Sketchfest (winning the JFL Award), a 22-show run at the Edinburgh Fringe, earning 5-star reviews and now Portland! 
With 565K+ followers and 150M views, Tom (@isthattomhearn) is redefining queer comedy. 
“Tom Hearn’s werk is the next chapter of Queer comedians who have always blazed a trail of mirror ball light into the ugliest of times” - (The Interrobang). 
“His own personal brand of camp” - (Mumble Comedy).

SATURDAY
JULY 19

TIM MURRAY & MICHAEL HENRY

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$20 ADV/ $25 DOORS

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Stand-up comedians, viral sketch comedy queens and internationally homosexual performers Tim Murray (The Other Two / HBO Max) and Michael Henry (60 million YouTube views / Queerty award-winner) bring their gay ass comedy show BACK to Portland for 1 night only! Having slayed it in front of sold-out audiences in Chicago, New York, Austin, Louisville (Louisville!), Columbus, DC, Edinburgh, Glasgow, London and L.A. 

JULY 24-25

THE 7TH ANNUAL
PORTLAND SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL

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TICKETS COMING SOON

WEDNESDAY
JULY 30

KARI ASSAD &
ALEXIS BRADBY

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$15 ADV/ $20 DOORS

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Comedians Kari Assad (Netflix is a Joke) & Alexis Bradby (LMAOF)  are bringing their high energy comedy and loveable personalities to The Siren Theater for one night of unbridled co-headlining. Two BIPOC womxn with wild antics and even wilder stories. Buckle up for a hilarious, thought provoking and probably chaotic night with these human golden retrievers. They’ll see you there, assuming they can find the place.

THURSDAY 
JULY 31

KALEA MCNEILL

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$25 ADV/ $30 DOORS

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Kalea McNeill is an actor/standup comedian from the Bay Area. She was named a JFL New Face in 2022, has appeared on Don't Tell Comedy, Comedy Central, Netflix is a Joke Festival, the LMAOF Comedy Series, and has headlined around the country in addition to opening for Punkie Johnson, Jessimae Peluso, Gina Yashere, George Wallace. Her Grammy-considered debut comedy special, Sma'am, is currently streaming on Amazon Prime. 
As an actor, she is most known for her recurring character "Hanifa Downey" on CW’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but has also been seen on The Prank Panel on ABC, S.W.A.T. on CBS, Baskets on FX, Criminal Minds on Paramount +, and Animal Kingdom on TNT and a major role in the current Geico football commercial. 

FRIDAY
​AUGUST 1

DANIEL VAN KIRK

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$20 ADV/ $25 DOORS

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Stand up comedian Daniel Van Kirk is coming to Portland!
You may have heard him as a voice on Bob’s Burgers, or know him from the shows Physical, and The Morning Show on Apple TV+, or maybe his hit podcasts, Dumb People Town and Pen Pals! Daniel Van Kirk's first comedy album “Thanks Diane” debuted at  #1 on Apple Music and in 2024 he released his first comedy special, “Rose Gold”, which has over 100k views on YouTube. He has been named a “Comic To Watch” by Comedy Central and you may have seen him as the lead in the feature film, Wine Club (Prime). Daniel has performed and headlined at the top festivals in North America, including The Moontower Comedy Festival, 10,000 Laughs, JFL 42, and JFL Montreal.  

SATURDAY
AUGUST 16

ALI SULTAN

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$20 ADV/ $25 DOORS

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Ali Sultan is a Yemeni-Ethiopian immigrant. His comedy can be seen on Comedy Central, Donttell and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. He filmed his Half Hour comedy special in Dubai for Comedy Central Arabia and won the Best in The Midwest competition at Gildas LaughFest. His Drybar special has over 1.6 million views on YouTube. He can be seen on the new PBS Roots of Comedy series. 

SATURDAY
AUGUST 30

KIRAN DEOL

7:30 DOORS/ 8:00 SHOW
$25 ADV/ $30 DOORS

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ONE OF ELEVEN ASIAN AMERICAN COMICS WHO KILLED IT…AND NEED TO BE ON YOUR RADAR.” Entertainment Weekly
 An Emmy nominated and Oscar shortlisted storyteller, Kiran Deol’s first special, Joysuck, can now be streamed on Amazon. She is a stand-up comedian who has headlined the New York Comedy Festival, the Kennedy Center, San Francisco Sketchfest, and is hot off a run at Edinburgh Fringe Festival, which the Guardian called "Engrossing...we get charisma and technical prowess from Deol.” She is the lead actor in Didn’t Die, an official 2025 Sundance Film Selection, starred on the NBC/Hulu comedy Sunnyside from Mike Schur and Kal Penn, in addition to other shows like How to Get Away with Murder and Modern Family.“
 SEE HER BEFORE SHE GETS SO ASTONISHINGLY FAMOUS SHE’LL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE.” -Bitch Media

GENERAL SHOW INFORMATION

The Siren is all ages but not all show content is. Please use your own discretion when bringing a younger audience member. Most shows are  appropriate for those 18+.

Please refrain from taking pictures or video during performances, unless you have been asked to do so.  It's distracting to the performers and we just want to be in the moment with you!

The Siren is a NO HECKLING ZONE. Please don't talk to any performer unless they address you first.  Thanks!

Advanced online ticketing ends 1-2 hours before start of show, then tickets are sold at the box office beginning when doors open for shows that are not sold out online. Advanced tickets are typically cheaper than tickets purchased at the door.

Shows that are labeled "Visiting Productions"  are not produced by The Siren Theater. These shows are from outside performers and producers who rent The Siren for their production. They have full control over ticketing, show content and production value. Questions about their shows should be directed to them. 

Tickets are nontransferable and nonrefundable.

Doors open 30-45 minutes before start of show.



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